"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
When I die turn my ashes into a text post
WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL
On yo dash like:
But in ya girls Inbox like:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks