fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

poopflow:

When I die turn my ashes into a text post

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

codeinegxd:

On yo dash like:
imageBut in ya girls Inbox like:
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relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

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